POWER RANKINGS (Week Ten- The Elite Eight Edition):
1. 2,000 Rice (7-3, W3, --) : Last week Chris won by 40 points over a Jugglers team that has a hole in the bottom of the boat and is sinking fast. This week the Rice go up against the hopeless Severed Foot team and looks to cruise to an easy victory. It's still anyone's game, but Chris' team looks pretty damn good right now. He'll have a couple of tests here at the end with Ian and My Friend Tom Clark (tm) but his team is clicking on all cylinders.
2. Temporarily Stairs (6-4, W1, +3) : Scott apparently took my advice to heart last week as the Stairs blew up for 94 points getting awesome play from Romo and Westbrook. As long as they keep chucking up stats and the supporting cast stays sharp this team is playoff bound and looking at one of the top seeds.
3. Soccer 'N' Shishkabob (6-4, W2, +6) : Ben makes it back into the Elite Eight after having a great day last week with a superb win over the former juggernaut, the Exits. Was it an age old story of one team on the rise and one on the decline? We'll see as Ben goes up against Carl this week with both teams having a lot to prove. We know one thing for sure Ben + Big Ben = Big Love. Mothamercy.
4. Texas Grilled Fritos (7-3, W3, +3) : Is anyone else having flashbacks to last year? The only difference with wins is that they are uglier and Mark has many fewer points, but week in and week out the man wins, and you can't hate on that. He's as high as he's been all year but will have a tough match up against Tom today. Mark my words, it's going to come down to QB performance in this one.
5. That's a Fresher (7-3, W3, +3): U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi, you're ugly. Hey, if it ain't broke don't fix it. That seems to be the motto as Douglas has kept on winning along with his Michigan Fuglybro. Another squeaker last week as he eeked out April Fools by 3. This week, he's going up against Temporarily Stairs and if he can pull this one off. I'll give him a great big gold star and the keys to the city.
6. Walking Fire Exits (6-4, L3, -4) : Okay, so maybe Priest isn't going to be the religion that Russ needed, but with a solid match up against Randy and a couple of favorable conditions for his players, I predict an end to the slide for the Exits. Also, if I may, I'd like to predict that rapper and entrepreneur Sir Mix-A-Lot will be making a comeback with an all new song about... butts. Athankyou.
7. Falling Candy Bars (6-4, L1, -4) : Okay, so I didn't mean to jinx the Vikings and the Bars by having Adrian Peterson actually blow up. With a team on the mend, Ian has to be thinking, what's next? The Commish is next bitch. And he's comin'... to getcha! Odds of Ian winning: Oprah Winfrey:1. In other words, it's constantly fluctuating.
8. April Fools (6-4, L1, -4) : Okay, so maybe he shouldn't be this far down after only losing by 3 points, but hey, I bad mouthed Sam enough that he started kicking ass so often it was silly. He looks to rebound this week against Paul in a match up that he is greatly favored in. Also, I have listened to the album Sam's Town about 20 times this last week because I've found that I really enjoy the swagger of The Killers sophomore release. What does this all add up to? Victory.Best of the Rest:
9. The Sponge Ruiners (5-5, W4, +2): I promised myself a reward for getting to .500. Yah me!
10. Chainsaw Jugglers (5-5, L3, -4) : Apparently the 'saws are not that sharp. This ain't over though, not by a long shot.
11. Crazy Ass Tartar (W-5, W1, -1): My Friend Tom Clark won and moved down. Life ain't fair.
12. Your Friends @ Yoplait (5-5, W2, --): Randy is at .500, I am at .500. You are a cheater.
13. $2 Bills (4-6, L4, --) : I don't know what to say about this one. Monumental collapse
14. I Hate Turtlenecks (3-7, L2, --): Can the momentum last? How 'bout yes, but the wrong kind.
15. The Dill Devils (2-8, L4, --): Kyle has to be wondering how Texas and Fresh do it.
16. Severed Foot (0-10, L10, --): Mike Grote, you suck.
The Commish's Game(s!) of the Week:
It's another matchup brought to you by Fuglybros, Inc. If Fresh can beat Scott, he's for real... again. I don't know if he's got the power to do it, but you never know. Romocop and B.West look to have big days in big matchups, so all I gotta say for Fresh is Go Seahawks.
Prediction: Stairs 82, Fresh 43
I'm really happy with the way the league is evening out and happy to have all of you as Managers. Let me know how you think the league is going and if you have any suggestions for next year. Anyhow, good luck this week!
Mitchelly Yours,
The Commish
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